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I went on a date with a woman who never made eye contact, had eyelashes like bird wings, and believed pigeons were government surveillance drones. Honestly? The margaritas were the most grounded part of the night.

I didn’t mean to become the office villain. But when the revolution is televised in HD, sometimes the traitor is just the guy who refuses to mute.

In this brutally honest weighted blanket review, I test the Cuteking — a 25-pound emotional trap disguised as comfort. It promises rest but delivers pressure (both physical and existential). Funny, useful, and just a little bit traumatic.

Forget yelling—real professionals sabotage through Outlook. Learn how to master passive aggressive work communication using calendar invites that confuse, control, and quietly ruin someone’s week.

Corporate retreats are like Hunger Games with name tags. Learn how to survive the trust falls, icebreakers, and emotional hostage-taking with this darkly funny guide to faking enthusiasm and escaping with your job—and dignity—intact.

Looking busy is an art form—one that involves fake meetings, dramatic Zoom nods, and the occasional sigh while staring at a spreadsheet. This dark comedy guide reveals how to master corporate camouflage and survive your job without actually doing it.

Adulting is hard. Like, emotionally-spiraling-in-a-Trader-Joe’s-parking-lot hard. This brutally honest (and disturbingly relatable) guide will walk you through the chaos of pretending to function—with zero judgment and at least one clean pair of socks.

I used ChatGPT to do 70% of my job and accidentally became the most “productive” person in the office. Here’s how I outsmarted the system using polite-sounding nonsense.

Ever hated someone so much you wanted them to sit through Eraserhead? Here’s the ultimate list of cursed movies to emotionally sabotage your enemies—legally.

A hilarious, honest exploration of how “being the bigger person” can leave you bloated with resentment—and what to do instead.

I made $1,000 in passive income without effort, ambition, or moral clarity. You can too—if you’re okay sleeping through capitalism and...

Professionalism is just rage in a collared shirt. Here are five email phrases that let you hate someone’s guts—without breaching HR policy.

I spent 12 years building a career. Then Butt Coin mooned and made more in 6 days than I did in six figures. This is a funny crypto blog for anyone wondering if their W-2 is worth less than a digital peach emoji.

A deep dive into loneliness, gym thirst traps, and the quiet eroticism of carbonated beverages. Do you like Itfrumbehine? I picked up the...

Adulting isn’t a skill—it’s a performance. From pretending you understand taxes to cleaning like you’re hiding a body, here’s your darkly funny survival guide to faking functional adulthood without sobbing in public (too often).