Health, But Mentally Unstable

A darkly hilarious confession from a dad who realized he’s technically a reproductive war criminal. Because when you create life, you also annihilate a billion others—and nobody gives you a ribbon for that.

I spent $3,000 on a productivity coach who told me to wake up at 5 a.m., chant about abundance, and walk barefoot in a parking lot. Spoiler: it didn’t fix my life. If you’re tempted to pay someone to shame you into hustle culture, read this first.

I was thirty, filming the Secretary of Defense in Arlington Cemetery, when he wandered off mid-shoot and saluted the wrong funeral. I ended up sprinting over headstones trying to catch him—and somewhere between panic and gravitas, I had a life changing moment.

A hilarious, honest exploration of how “being the bigger person” can leave you bloated with resentment—and what to do instead.

A deep dive into loneliness, gym thirst traps, and the quiet eroticism of carbonated beverages. Do you like Itfrumbehine? I picked up the...