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Money & Late-Stage Capitalism

Finance, crypto, job security--but funnier than your 401(k) returns

Satirical illustration of a man sleeping in bed while a machine labeled ‘Passive Income Machine’ prints money using a laptop, crypto coin, AI ebook generator, and TikTok monetizer—all symbolizing the absurdity of passive income without effort.

Passive Income Without Effort: How I Got Rich Doing Absolutely Nothing (Except Exploiting the System Slightly)

I made $1,000 in passive income without effort, ambition, or moral clarity. You can too—if you’re okay sleeping through capitalism and...

Julian Vane

Jun 32 min read

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A hilarious crypto blog about how Butt Coin outperformed my 9-to-5. Meme coins, market madness, and why your career might be less profitable than a digital butt.

Butt Coin Just 10x’d, and I’ve Never Respected Work Less | Funny Crypto Blog

I spent 12 years building a career. Then Butt Coin mooned and made more in 6 days than I did in six figures. This is a funny crypto blog for anyone wondering if their W-2 is worth less than a digital peach emoji.

Julian Vane

May 312 min read

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GET THE FREE DARK COMEDY NOVEL THAT PROVES PROFESSIONAL CUDDLING IS CHEAPER THAN THERAPY

Money & Late-Stage Capitalism

Passive Income Without Effort: How I Got Rich Doing Absolutely Nothing (Except Exploiting the System Slightly)

Butt Coin Just 10x’d, and I’ve Never Respected Work Less | Funny Crypto Blog

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