Corporate retreats are like Hunger Games with name tags. Learn how to survive the trust falls, icebreakers, and emotional hostage-taking with this darkly funny guide to faking enthusiasm and escaping with your job—and dignity—intact.

Looking busy is an art form—one that involves fake meetings, dramatic Zoom nods, and the occasional sigh while staring at a spreadsheet. This dark comedy guide reveals how to master corporate camouflage and survive your job without actually doing it.