I went to a Wafle House at 4 a.m. and watched a kitchen worker celebrate a new pot like it was a promotion. Her manager forced a smile so tight I thought he’d rupture something. This is what early morning kitchen jobs do to people.

I used ChatGPT to do 70% of my job and accidentally became the most “productive” person in the office. Here’s how I outsmarted the system using polite-sounding nonsense.