Apparently, investing in your 40s is just pretending you’re responsible while secretly spiraling. I did it for 24 years, and now I’m a millionaire—go figure.

I spent 12 years building a career. Then Butt Coin mooned and made more in 6 days than I did in six figures. This is a funny crypto blog for anyone wondering if their W-2 is worth less than a digital peach emoji.